Roy's Revenge

Envy!" Ed yelled.

The said green-haired teen turned to the direction the shout came from and waited for Ed to catch up to him. Envy smiled a little as Ed caught up with him and thread his fingers through his own. Again, for the hundredth time that day, Ed wondered what he had done to deserve someone as breathe-taking as Envy.

"Yo, Chibi," Envy said as he lightly kissed Ed's forehead.

"Hey," Ed said, trying to hide his blush, "whatcha doing here? Didn't you say you had work after uni today?"

"Yeah, I left early. Wanted to fetch my chibi."

Ed outright blushed, "Envy," He said softly as he squeezed Envy's hand.

Envy smiled, "Let's go home," He leaned down to whisper in Ed's ear, "I'm almost out of my daily chibi."

Ed blushed furiously before lightly smacking Envy over the head as they set off in the direction of their house.

They both failed to notice, the black-haired watching them from his spot on campus.

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Ed yawned as he walked out of his last class for the day, "Finally, man that class was just waaay to long."
He walked out of the university building, into the suns blazing rays. He spotted Envy waiting for him by the parking lot and smiled. Just as he was about to go to him, he was yanked by the arm and pressed up, back against the wall of the building.

"What the hell?" Ed yelled.

A relatively tall man, with short, cropped, black hair looked down at him. His hands on either side of Ed's face, leaning on the wall, trapping Ed. Ed looked up the man like he was crazy.

"Um, what do you want?"

"Glad to see you to get straight to the point, Shorty," The man replied, Ed's eye twitched as he tried to control his anger at being called short, "I want to be your boyfriend."

Ed held back a laugh, "Is that it? I don't even know your name and you just waltz up to me wanting to be my boyfriend. Wow, how original."

"The names Roy, Roy Mustang."

"Huh, ok. Well Mr. Roy, Roy Mustang. I already have a boyfriend, so that's a lost cause. Oh and look, here he comes." Ed replied as he watched Envy stalk over to them. Roy removed his hands from beside Ed face as Envy approached.

"Edo-chibi, who's this? Is he bothering you?" Envy asked, a little concerned, completely ignoring Roy.

"Envy, this is Mr. Roy, Roy Mustang, I just met him." Ed said calmly, Roy glared at Envy, who was completely oblivious to this, "apart from calling me short, he's just embarrassing himself more than bothering me but hey, whatever. Let's go home."

Envy nodded, wrapping his arm around Ed's waist and steering him clear of the stranger.

"Bye bye, Mr. Roy, Roy Mustang" Ed laughed as he leaned into Envy.

Roy watched as they walked away. He swore to himself right then and there, that he would get Ed to be his boyfriend. One way or another.